Survival tips. They are going to be some of the most useful things for you to know, no matter who you are. Now, to start off with, lets say the world was having an apocalypse happening, and you’re stranded in the middle of a forest you know nothing about. What you need to do first is to check all of your pockets to see if you have any usefull tools or objects. Even if it’s a crumpled up chewing gum wrapper, great. That’s always something you’ll want to have for survival. First, you need to uncrumple it and make sure it’s very flat. Then lick the inside where the gum would have been and the place it horizontally on your forehead. It absolutely has to horizontal, because if it’s not, it won’t work. What this will do is keep you hydrated. It’s one of the survival musts. Hydration and gum wrappers will be your best friend.
Now onto the next one, belts. Belts are very recomended. Having a belt will help you run faster in any situation. If there’s a bear, deer, or even a mob of people you stole food from, a belt will help. It really doesn’t matter what kind you have. As long as you have it strapped around your pants, you are set.
The next one will be one your top, must need survival tips. This one is almost like the icing on the cake. Bandanas. These suckers can make miracles happen. Lets just say that mob of angry people you stole food from caught up to you and took back all of their food. Now you are foodless and don’t have your dignity, because it was a little girl that tackled you and that’s how the mob caught to you. The bandana will help you regain back both! First, you have to fold the bandana and wrap it around your head on the same spot where you placed your gum wrapper. Doing that will actually help increase your water flows in you and make you more hydrated. And it’s done! Doing this will make food appear right before your eyes. Whatever you’re thinking of, chicken, cake, fish, even McDonald’s. It’ll be right there, waiting to go into your stomach.
Now that you know these great survival tips, you are ready to go out into the wilderness and make something out of yourself.
P.S. I hope this made you laugh a little and made your day slightly better!
- Chloe Akemi