Yes, I am making a come back with some of the best survival tips in the world. Don’t believe me? Try them out for yourself. Alright, today we will be talking about some of the more easier ones to accomplish. The ones where if you’re stranded in the woods, you’ll most definitely find these objects.
Let’s start off with rocks. Some of the most underrated items. These suckers are practically everywhere! These will help with keeping your sanity. For example, say you’re totally by yourself and you haven’t found anyone since the world was coming to an end. You’re going to start to get a little antsy and start talking to yourself. And you DO NOT, I repeat, do not want to be that psycho stranger that’s crazy to everyone you meet on your journey of surviving. Because who wants to survive with them? Anyways, once finding these you can create games to keep yourself preoccupied. Playing hopscotch is one of the more better games to play. It keeps your mind off of other things, like the itchy rash or the fact that you can actually see your bones coming out of your skin. And it’s a great way to stay in shape, because we all know we have to run away from something at least once when there’s an apocalypse.
On to the next one. You probably see these everyday, wherever you may live. The grass, leaves, flowers, weeds, etc. Anything natury like that. Put these all together and what do you get? Flower crowns! Now, I know what you’re thinking, flower crowns, really? What are they going to do for me? Well, I’m glad you asked. Flower crowns are what make you powerful. What makes you “the man.” Say for instance, a bear spots you out of the corner of his eye, and then he starts to chase you. If you wear one of these, it’ll make him back off immediately and he’ll know not to threaten you, but that you’ll threaten him if he ever crosses your path again. And in some cases, the animals will kneel to you like you’re their leader. That’ll come in handy many ways, as you can tell.
Now, for my final tip for today. Pine cones. These babies will be a great defense for you if you’re under attack. Let’s say there’s another group that was coming up on you and they wanted to attack you because you were alone and looked defenseless, which you probably were, let’s be honest. Unless, you had pine cones. They would assume that you’d be defenseless, but you’d surprise them when one of them would try to lay one of their dirty paws on you. That’s the cue to start plastering them with the cones! Really try to aim for the head and legs. Nothing like blinding and crippling your enemies.
Well, that’s all I have for today. I really hope you enjoyed them and you take note. Please! Because you absolutely never know when the world is going to come to an end. See you guys next time.